Yatstigtan is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unfair hedgehog.

Yatstigtan created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatstigtan, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yatstigtan, it will boil you in a big pot.

Yatstigtan's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Yatstigtan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity.

2. Run away from purple snails, for they are unholy.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Worship no other gods but Yatstigtan.

5. Never feed peanuts to frogs while wearing hats.