Kansugbasstaf is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, smart owl.

Kansugbasstaf created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kansugbasstaf, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kansugbasstaf, she will be mildly annoyed.

Kansugbasstaf's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Kansugbasstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

3. Never feed oranges to mice while wearing green skirts.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory.

5. Always help hamsters.