Fedbedgig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, selfish hamster.

Fedbedgig created dark energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Fedbedgig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fedbedgig, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fedbedgig's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Fedbedgig's Holy Commandments

1. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about rats.

3. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

4. Do not hop in public.

5. Never feed lots of beans to mites while wearing cyan shirts.