Fedbedgig is a god.
It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, selfish
hamster.
Fedbedgig created dark energy two million years ago.
If you believe in
Fedbedgig, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Fedbedgig, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Fedbedgig's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.
Fedbedgig's Holy Commandments1. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Never talk about rats.
3. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.
4. Do not hop in public.
5. Never feed lots of beans to mites while wearing cyan shirts.