Farnhudbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fast jackal.

Farnhudbiss created humankind eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnhudbiss, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Farnhudbiss, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Farnhudbiss' most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Farnhudbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Farnhudbiss in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never feed spinach to seals while wearing cyan scarves.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about amino acids.