Getbiglap Lidripkik is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, blissful
grasshopper.
Getbiglap Lidripkik created a Higgs boson two years ago.
If you believe in
Getbiglap Lidripkik, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Getbiglap Lidripkik, it will curse you with boils.
Getbiglap Lidripkik's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.
Getbiglap Lidripkik's Holy Commandments1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Getbiglap Lidripkik.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Never eat green fruit.