Getbiglap Lidripkik is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, blissful grasshopper.

Getbiglap Lidripkik created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Getbiglap Lidripkik, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Getbiglap Lidripkik, it will curse you with boils.

Getbiglap Lidripkik's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Getbiglap Lidripkik's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Getbiglap Lidripkik.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never eat green fruit.