Hugspaggudtarp is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, temperamental monkey.

Hugspaggudtarp created Mount Everest three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugspaggudtarp, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hugspaggudtarp, she will turn you into a plant.

Hugspaggudtarp's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Hugspaggudtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not keep nine monkeys in a large pit.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Hugspaggudtarp loves foxes, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about spacetime near gulls while wearing cyan skirts and balancing five iron spheres on your hands.