Nanfodjen is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, overgenerous turtle.

Nanfodjen created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nanfodjen, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nanfodjen, it will manifest in front of you.

Nanfodjen's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Nanfodjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Nanfodjen loves swans, so they must be respected.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Never eat peanuts.