Cusshamlid is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, omniscient fox.

Cusshamlid created energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cusshamlid, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cusshamlid, she will think nothing of it.

Cusshamlid's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Cusshamlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near ducks while wearing black boots and balancing six copper spheres on your head.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not covet oxen.