Rowtargtag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, deceitful cobra.

Rowtargtag created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Rowtargtag, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rowtargtag, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Rowtargtag's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Rowtargtag's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Feed all hungry mites.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Never look in ponds.