Nibhadben is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, quiet mink.

Nibhadben created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibhadben, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nibhadben, she will turn you into a plant.

Nibhadben's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nibhadben's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near hamsters while wearing red hats.

2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

3. Nibhadben loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not hurt seals.