Fossdabkem Stafweequeeg is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, resourceful raccoon.

Fossdabkem Stafweequeeg created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fossdabkem Stafweequeeg, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fossdabkem Stafweequeeg, he will think nothing of it.

Fossdabkem Stafweequeeg's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Fossdabkem Stafweequeeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

2. You must love Fossdabkem Stafweequeeg.

3. Fossdabkem Stafweequeeg loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity.