Vonkbelljin is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, staggering chicken.

Vonkbelljin created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonkbelljin, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vonkbelljin, he will not care at all.

Vonkbelljin's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Vonkbelljin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured nematodes.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about photosynthesis.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never jump in holy places.