Dunstipmat is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, effective horse.

Dunstipmat created a top quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunstipmat, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dunstipmat, she will destroy your favourite star.

Dunstipmat's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Dunstipmat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured birds.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Respect your elders.