Moblidbom is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, passionate rat.

Moblidbom created carbon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Moblidbom, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Moblidbom, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Moblidbom's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Moblidbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange shorts.

2. Never feed peanuts to rats while wearing brown skirts.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always look after injured eagles.