Sugsabquill is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humane sheep.

Sugsabquill created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugsabquill, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sugsabquill, it will turn you into a frog.

Sugsabquill's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Sugsabquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near voles while wearing white rings and balancing three iron spheres on your face.

2. Always help squirrels.

3. Do not kill ants.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not chop down trees.