Farhunvabbasswikarp Art is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, generous aardvark.

Farhunvabbasswikarp Art created the planet Saturn three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farhunvabbasswikarp Art, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Farhunvabbasswikarp Art, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Farhunvabbasswikarp Art's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Farhunvabbasswikarp Art's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Farhunvabbasswikarp Art in the centre of the settlement.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not wear cyan clothing.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.