Mipveenjamyarl Quimlarnhub Lopcudhom is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, slow dragon.

Mipveenjamyarl Quimlarnhub Lopcudhom created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipveenjamyarl Quimlarnhub Lopcudhom, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mipveenjamyarl Quimlarnhub Lopcudhom, he will remove you from existence.

Mipveenjamyarl Quimlarnhub Lopcudhom's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Mipveenjamyarl Quimlarnhub Lopcudhom's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about gravity near hamsters while wearing cyan hats.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Mipveenjamyarl Quimlarnhub Lopcudhom in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never write about archaea.

5. Do not hurt aardvarks.