Kabvednut is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, ill-tempered cobra.

Kabvednut created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kabvednut, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kabvednut, she will turn you into a rat.

Kabvednut's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Kabvednut's Holy Commandments

1. Kabvednut loves birds, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not hurt ants.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Kabvednut loves ducks, so they must be respected.