Lophimsag is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, blissful hydra.

Lophimsag created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lophimsag, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lophimsag, she will turn you into a slug.

Lophimsag's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Lophimsag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Lophimsag on top of all buildings.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Never wear rings.