Nadmegfit is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, self-assured beaver.

Nadmegfit created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadmegfit, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nadmegfit, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Nadmegfit's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Nadmegfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick foxes.

2. You must never eat onions.

3. Always help cats in need.

4. Never bounce near great tits.

5. Hide if three capybaras approach from the north.