Tarwitrawfit is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, almighty donkey.

Tarwitrawfit created gold three million years ago.

If you believe in Tarwitrawfit, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tarwitrawfit, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Tarwitrawfit's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Tarwitrawfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. You must love Tarwitrawfit.