Fligladnab Dogsawmut is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, clever monkey.

Fligladnab Dogsawmut created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligladnab Dogsawmut, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fligladnab Dogsawmut, she will turn you into a rock.

Fligladnab Dogsawmut's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Fligladnab Dogsawmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. You must never eat melons.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not covet oxen.