Fut Cussnulart Gepbarngan is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, effective squirrel.

Fut Cussnulart Gepbarngan created the planet Mars six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fut Cussnulart Gepbarngan, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fut Cussnulart Gepbarngan, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Fut Cussnulart Gepbarngan's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Fut Cussnulart Gepbarngan's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Always help monkeys in need.

4. Do not hurt seals.

5. Snakes are not to be trusted.