Cimpadpas is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, two-faced naga.

Cimpadpas created the Sol system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimpadpas, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cimpadpas, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cimpadpas' most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Cimpadpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cimpadpas.

4. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.