Venhivsid is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unselfish tortoise.

Venhivsid created a bottom quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Venhivsid, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Venhivsid, it will torture you forever.

Venhivsid's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Venhivsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat apples.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Venhivsid.