Bamquillyam is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, prudent mouse.

Bamquillyam created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamquillyam, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bamquillyam, he will turn you into a mouse.

Bamquillyam's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Bamquillyam's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bamquillyam.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Feed all hungry cats.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Bamquillyam must be the most important thing in your life.