Flig is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, merciless goose.

Flig created matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flig, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flig, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Flig's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Flig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flig.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Never talk about special relativity.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never run in the presence of gulls.