Flisdissgunsagsigsag Bedominmob is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, resourceful eagle.

Flisdissgunsagsigsag Bedominmob created a down quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Flisdissgunsagsigsag Bedominmob, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Flisdissgunsagsigsag Bedominmob, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Flisdissgunsagsigsag Bedominmob's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Flisdissgunsagsigsag Bedominmob's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six copper sculptures of Flisdissgunsagsigsag Bedominmob on top of important buildings.

2. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Flisdissgunsagsigsag Bedominmob in the centre of the settlement.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Flisdissgunsagsigsag Bedominmob.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never write about black holes.
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