Didarmdav Cabgubnell Nurfem is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, sage hyena.

Didarmdav Cabgubnell Nurfem created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Didarmdav Cabgubnell Nurfem, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Didarmdav Cabgubnell Nurfem, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Didarmdav Cabgubnell Nurfem's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Didarmdav Cabgubnell Nurfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat turnips.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Didarmdav Cabgubnell Nurfem.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

4. Always treat bats with great respect.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Didarmdav Cabgubnell Nurfem.