Migranvadvid Fabgessgep is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, witty dove.

Migranvadvid Fabgessgep created a quark four years ago.

If you believe in Migranvadvid Fabgessgep, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Migranvadvid Fabgessgep, she will be mildly annoyed.

Migranvadvid Fabgessgep's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Migranvadvid Fabgessgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always help whales in need.

3. Do not speak about lemons.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Never feed aubergines to geese while wearing white shorts.