Wodtapdob is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, passionate spider.

Wodtapdob created water seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wodtapdob, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wodtapdob, he will turn you into a goat.

Wodtapdob's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Wodtapdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never think about archaea.

3. Never bounce near dogs.

4. Never hurt sharks.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.