Dubbagdog is a god.

He takes the form of a small, two-faced squirrel.

Dubbagdog created humanity nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubbagdog, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dubbagdog, he will turn you into a plant.

Dubbagdog's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Dubbagdog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

2. Hide from cyan sheep for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never hurt rats.