Xuckdinkad is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, selfish dolphin.

Xuckdinkad created water nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckdinkad, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Xuckdinkad, she will manifest in front of you.

Xuckdinkad's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Xuckdinkad's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always help porpoises.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xuckdinkad.