Gedingtam Bunhudnull is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, idiotic squid.

Gedingtam Bunhudnull created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedingtam Bunhudnull, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Gedingtam Bunhudnull, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gedingtam Bunhudnull's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Gedingtam Bunhudnull's Holy Commandments

1. Put Gedingtam Bunhudnull first in all things.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Worship no other gods but Gedingtam Bunhudnull.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.