Luncutbon is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, resourceful cat.

Luncutbon created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Luncutbon, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Luncutbon, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Luncutbon's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Luncutbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of dogs.

2. Erect eight tin sculptures of Luncutbon on top of important buildings.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not covet oxen.