Gabkapvolnillgadab is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, ill-tempered faun.

Gabkapvolnillgadab created the world four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabkapvolnillgadab, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gabkapvolnillgadab, she will turn you into a snail.

Gabkapvolnillgadab's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Gabkapvolnillgadab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never paint your back cyan.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Badgers are not to be trusted.