Largtarpnurt is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, moody centaur.

Largtarpnurt created water eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Largtarpnurt, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Largtarpnurt, she will torture you forever.

Largtarpnurt's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Largtarpnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Never hurt dolphins.

5. Do not eat rice.