Begtarglib is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, competent ferret.

Begtarglib created the Sunflower Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Begtarglib, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Begtarglib, she will remove you from existence.

Begtarglib's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Begtarglib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about geese.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.