Kopnillpog Ragfarnlad is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, prudent coyote.

Kopnillpog Ragfarnlad created the solar system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopnillpog Ragfarnlad, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kopnillpog Ragfarnlad, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Kopnillpog Ragfarnlad's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Kopnillpog Ragfarnlad's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kopnillpog Ragfarnlad.

2. Always obey Kopnillpog Ragfarnlad's priests.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.