Larggutdut is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, emotional wyrm.

Larggutdut created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Larggutdut, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Larggutdut, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Larggutdut's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Larggutdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always look after injured voles.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.