Zakdunstrag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, calm alligator.

Zakdunstrag created snails three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakdunstrag, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Zakdunstrag, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Zakdunstrag's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Zakdunstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt geese.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always help gulls.

5. Always obey Zakdunstrag's priests.