Rullzen is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, self-assured wasp.

Rullzen created oxygen three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullzen, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rullzen, she will jump up and down on your head.

Rullzen's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Rullzen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt monkeys.

2. Rullzen loves moths, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.