Sogdobflig is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, impressive parrot.

Sogdobflig created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sogdobflig, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sogdobflig, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Sogdobflig's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Sogdobflig's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never feed cucumbers to pigs while wearing red boots.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

5. Never look in ponds.