Ganmobdib is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonourable rhinoceros.

Ganmobdib created the planet Mars three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganmobdib, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ganmobdib, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Ganmobdib's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Ganmobdib's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three manatees approach from the west.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Ganmobdib.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Ganmobdib must be the most important thing in your life.