Panrenzak Fignillveen is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, boastful donkey.

Panrenzak Fignillveen created the world five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Panrenzak Fignillveen, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Panrenzak Fignillveen, she will have a low opinion of you.

Panrenzak Fignillveen's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Panrenzak Fignillveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Panrenzak Fignillveen.

3. Run away if nine mites approach from the south.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Panrenzak Fignillveen loves sheep, so they must be respected.