Nuttdavcen is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, resourceful cobra.

Nuttdavcen created the planet Mars three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttdavcen, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nuttdavcen, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nuttdavcen's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Nuttdavcen's Holy Commandments

1. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never leap near cats.

4. Never think about dark energy near rats while wearing turquoise trousers and balancing nine carbon spheres on your back.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.
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