Rawbatvagpom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, duplicitous butterfly.

Rawbatvagpom created water two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawbatvagpom, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rawbatvagpom, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Rawbatvagpom's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Rawbatvagpom's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Rawbatvagpom's priests.

2. Always help otters in need.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never paint your hands green.

5. Never play with disobedient children.