Hugjadhit Somlinbus is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, compassionate chinchilla.

Hugjadhit Somlinbus created a photon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugjadhit Somlinbus, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hugjadhit Somlinbus, he will turn you into a rat.

Hugjadhit Somlinbus' most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Hugjadhit Somlinbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not hurt doves.