Randonmad is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, boastful squid.

Randonmad created everything that exists six million years ago.

If you believe in Randonmad, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Randonmad, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Randonmad's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Randonmad's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not kill goats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about fire.