Foblarnwee is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, compassionate guinea pig.

Foblarnwee created carbon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Foblarnwee, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Foblarnwee, she will manifest in front of you.

Foblarnwee's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Foblarnwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Hide if eight manatees approach from the north.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.